Sunday, 15 March 2009

Brazil

Ayer vimos con mi novio una película muy rara llamada Brazil, en la que actúa durante unos 10 a 15 repartidos minutos Robert De Niro. Fue hecha en 1985 y presenta la triste realidad de la burocracia de una manera que me pareció muy original y entretenida. Ambientada en una época futurísta, la película encara el problema del constante papeleo que sufrimos cada vez que se realizan trámites y el tema de que al producirse una equivocación, el error es siempre de otro, nunca del sistema.
Es digna de ser vista por lo menos una vez en la vida, y no sé si no sería necesario verla una segunda vez para terminar de entender algo importante:
Why the hell is it called Brazil????

Friday, 13 March 2009

Another night's work

Note: This is totally fiction. None of this is true. It's just the work of a bored quasi-stood up woman who likes to read lots of murder stories and when writing them, instead of seeing them from the lawful point of view, sees them the other way around... This said, I hope you enjoy the short story =)


She was dead. She was dead and it was raining. It was a terrible cliche. Every horror movie, every murder scene seems to comprise of a rainy night. It seems almost like a need-to-have in order to make the story more interesting and appealing. But this was no story, no movie. She was truly dead and by my hand.
My footsteps were hidden by the sound of the fat raindrops that fell as I walked away from the scene. My raincoat was soaked through and I was starting to feel uncomfortable.
Not the best weather to work tonight
, I thought to myself. It had an advantage, though. It helped wash the blood away. And little evidence would be left after a rain like there was that night.
Half the work is cleaning after myself in order not to get caught. The killing is easy. I just think of them as the animals that they are and it's not so different as killing a chicken or a cow to eat. Of course, I don't eat my victims, but they do give me the cash for me to eat. So all in all, killing cows, killing people, it's all the same. It just provides food to my table.
So I couldn't help but smile. Most of the cleaning I would leave to the rain. I seemed like I had some free time that night. Tomorrow I'd get my paybill for this one. Tonight, I'd get ahead of schedule and get the other one.
The house wasn't very far away from my previous work. Just two or three blocks. It wasn't difficult to get inside it, either. I made sure I didn't make much noise. It wasn't easy with my rain soaked shoes, but it wasn't imposible.
He was sleeping. Like an angel. Sometimes it's hard, like when you have to put your favourite cat to sleep because of old age. He didn't seem to be more than five years old. What a pity. Such a young life. But then, I had been paid for this. I had to get the job done. I never asked for the motive behind the contract. It made it personal.
I saw no point in making him suffer. I kill for a living. It doesn't mean that I enjoy seeing them suffer. That's why as fast as I could I grabbed his head and broke his neck.
There. It was done. Tomorrow I'd collect the pay check for this one too.
As I got out of the house and walked the few blocks to take the bus heading for the airport, I wondered briefly why I had been paid to kill the little boy. Never mind, not my business, I thought. I wasn't paid to think, just to do the job.
I wondered then who my next contract would be. It could be anyone. I don't need more than a reason to kill: I just need a big fat check. That's the only reason I need. So again, I wondered who would pay me next and who would I need to kill.
It really could be anyone. It could be another child sleeping peacefully, unconcious of the dirty dealings his parents were doing. It could be a rich bank manager for all I knew...
Or It could be you. Have you thought of it? You, who have been reading my recount of a night's work. Did you really think that just because you are on the other side of this written work that you would be safe? That you could be the annonimous reader who just observes and doesn't participate?
There could be someone who wants you out of the way and I'd be the happy man to make their wish come true, a big fat load of money in the way, of course. A few days from now I could be around the corner, waiting patiently for the opportunity to dispose of you.
It all depends on who is willing to pay. Nobody is truly safe. Have you thought of it? I just thought to warn you.
Beware.
Beware of the shadows that surround you. I could be waiting there.
But of course, if you're my target, you won't see me coming...


==>Remake of a story I wrote quite a while ago. It was called "My perfect crime"...

Note to self

Estoy encontrando que la PC tiene un efecto adictivo sobre mi persona. No es que sea algo raro en mi. Tengo una personalidad que se hace adicta a muchas cosas como por ejemplo: leer libros, al chocolate y los dulces en general, mirar películas y series, etc.... Pero sin embargo estas adicciones mencionadas no interrumpian mis actividades diarias ni hacían que me concentre tanto que me olvidaba de las duties que tenía.
Pero con la compu es otra historia. Me siento frente a ella y se puede quemar la casa que casi ni me doy cuenta. Esto del Facebook y los emocionantes jueguitos que tiene dentro (como el Tetris, MouseHunt)... El MMORPG que juego descaradamente (Eternal Lands); pelis y música para bajar, el RSS...
En fin. Múltiples opciones para que uno se distraiga fácilmente de lo que tenía planeado hacer.
Por eso y antes de que se me queme la casa como mencioné anteriormente y por ende me descuartizen mis viejos, decidí hacerme esta nota a mi misma como reminder...

Note to self: do not sit in front of the PC if you are cooking rice

Ya me pasó dos veces... dejar cocinando el arroz mientras me entretengo en la PC. Dicen que la tercera es la vencida (esperemos que no)...

Tuesday, 10 March 2009

Esas canciones que se te pegan...

Un hecho de la vida del que no puedo dudar es que siempre tenemos una canción pegada en la cabeza. Mi problema con esto es que la mayoría de las veces la canción o no me gusta o la escuché tantas veces que no quiero saber nada de ella. Por ejemplo, últimamente tengo clavada en mi cerebro la canción de Mana, Bendita tu luz, que tuve que cantar con el coro en un casamiento. Todo bien con la música y la letra pero ya me tiene harta. No hay vez que prenda la radio en que no se escuchen estos conocidos acordes...
O la vez en que se me pegó el clásico "Clavo que te clavo la sombrilla" de la propaganda veraniega del antiguo CTI. Ese período fue bastante vergonzoso porque me encontraba cantando esa canción en más de una situación que me hacía quedar desubicada...
Y lo peor de tener canciones pegadas en la cabeza es que no podés controlarlo. Inconscientemente la cantas sin importar el lugar ni la compañía con la que estes. Empezar a cantar "I'm too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for my..." en compañía del profe no es lo más aconsejable para causar una buena impresión... Pero la cuestión es que la canción se te pegó y ya está, en cualquier momento distraido ya salen de tu boca los acordes desafinados de la canción.
Un intento de mi parte para separar este injerto de mi cabeza es encontrar otra canción pegadiza y que tenga ganas de escuchar. De esa manera uno debería poder lograr, en teoría, deshacerse de la canción que lo viene a uno persiguiendo... Pero en la práctica, no funciona: mientras estás concentrado parece funcionar, pero al menor descuido, ya volvió... Pareciera que hay que hacerse una lobotomía para eliminarla de la memoria...
Pero mientras consigo otra solución más placentera parece que seguiran sonando en mi cabeza los benditos acordes del bendito Mana...

Thursday, 5 March 2009

Use sunscreen

Algunos consejos que valen la pena...

Wednesday, 4 March 2009

Test

"Is this some sort of test?"

"Indeed. Everything that doesn't kill you is."

He pushed the door open into darkness.

"Mind you," he added, "surviving doesn't always means you passed."

He could be such a confort.


Michelle M. Sagara, Cast in Secret, page unknown
(es un ebook en html...)

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Tuesday, 3 March 2009

Sueño

¡Qué feo que es soñar que suena el despertador y hay que levantarse!
¿No es acaso suficiente con la realidad?
Que es la misma dicho sea de paso...